![]() ![]() Also, she bitches at the friend cuz …uh…reasons. Zenon receives mocking for the alien thing, which is just odd since aliens aren’t too odd in this future universe. Oh, and there’s a quick gag about the Stock Market Crash of 2006. ![]() The military guys force some changes to the point where the space station head guy has to move to a janitor’s closet. More accidents happen on the ship and Zenon starts to get worried that they will end up crashing to Earth or something. So in other words, the same thing happened twice in a row. Of course no one believes her once again. Somehow, they makes more sense than making them seals.Īfter that, she returns to work at that lab and hears more weird alien noises. Also, apparently in the future there are two movies in a franchise called Romeo and Juliet on mars. Later, Zenon does stuff and we get another glimpse at future tech that is somehow less impressive than modern tech. And now people refuse to believe Zenon about something. Even the crazy guy who suggested the concept in the first place. Zenon thinks it’s an alien but of course people think it’s just nothing. It’s been dead air for a while but naturally it’s when Zenon starts working there that it starts to get something. We get a montage of Margie being a bitch and we cut to Zenon in that lab which is basically a place that finds and intercepts alien messages. She threatens to make Daddy reassign Zenon is she screws up. She acts in the way you expect and I already enjoy her more than in the first one. Her mission is to be responsible for his daughter, who is the Alpha bitch form the first movie. And right away I can tell he’s going to be the best part of the movie. General Hammond arrives and asks to speak to Zenon. ….Yeah, that sounds like new concepts to this franchise. So Zenon is being reckless and must learn respaonilty and people are coming to the station and there’s a good chance it could be shut down. ![]() Later still, we find out some military guys are coming to take charge following the whole mess from the first film. There are a lot of jokes I can make here… Later, she sees a news report saying the lead singer of Prota Zoa, that boy band from the first one, has kind of vanished. She is forced to work in some lab as further punishment. Good to see she learned nothing from the last movie. I’d be mad if I cared to begin with.Īnyway, in that scene I skipped, Zenon did something that caused an accident so she is now banned from roaming the restricted areas. Only this time Raven is now the friend from Color of Friendship, for some reason.Īfter a dumb scene with them playing around, Zenon tells the friend that she got dumped by Greg, that sort of love interests from the first one. Great.Īnyway, we join Zenon one year after the first one as she is still spouting bad slang on the space station. “However, Zenon is also 15 years old, and everything in her Stellanarious life is about to change forever”Īnd his coolness drops once he spouts the slang. #Prota zoa zenon movieThe movie opens with a narrator way too cool for this movie recapping the first movie. I mean…Zequel? Seriously? At least Squeakel is a pun on a real world. So will this one manage to be an improvement, or will it be disaster major? Let’s shut up and dive in.īefore we start, let me say this: That is the worst sequel subtitle ever. He did some other obscure DCOM’s…that’s it. The writer is the same and I covered him last time so we’ll skip to our new director. There isn’t a lot to say since I haven’t heard much about this one. It was a big hit so naturally they made a sequel in 2001. It’s one of the weaker Classic DCOM’s but I do actually like it. It was enjoyable but the script was pretty bear with not a ton of depth, and it had hilariously bad late 90’s future slang. I review Zenon Girl on the 21st Century a few months ago and I thought it was …okay. I only had two options and in the end I went with our old pal Zenon. Since this one is Teen Beach 2, (which looks okay), I figured I’d do a sequel. Cetus lapetus, this zeequel has the worst subtitle ever! ![]()
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